It's fueled by rejection.

It's fueled by rejection.

Little Douche Coupe

He's telecommuting to the
University of Phoenix.

With this car he can go virtually anywhere.

Is there really any need for the passenger seat?

The tissues ride shotgun

The Fast and the Friendless

I hear that car is a hard drive.

Girls... Where We're Going, We Don't Need Any Girls.

He's trying to park it in his myspace.

Hi, I'm a virgin, and I'm a PC.

Honk if you have no girlfriend

His insurance doesn't cover computer crashes

The GPS seems superfluous.

Someone's ready for high-speed internet.

Comes standard with power queering

Zero to zero in zero seconds

K-Fed didn't do quite as well as he thought he would in the settlement.

Isn't this the part where he asks for Molly Ringwald's panties?

His car crashed, again.
It must be a PC.

"I should have thought this through, it's a bitch typing around this steering wheel"

Driving or surfing the web...ether way he's not getting laid

"Felipe, this morning it wouldn't shift when I was backing into a space, and now it won't even start!"

Something tells me the passenger seat doesn't get much use.

HAL on wheels