Her friends were to cheap to throw her a baby shower so she thought she would do it herself.

"Ice cold milk here,,, get your ice cold milk!"

Bristol Palin enjoying the Alaskan outdoors last December.

Her friends were to cheap to throw her a baby shower so she thought she would do it herself.

She should've cooled off 8 months ago.

(L to R: Bride, Groom, Bride's Dad / Best Man)

W O R S T

B A C H E L O R - P A R T Y

E V E R ! ! !

The original pilot of
"My Two Dads" tested poorly.

Olga and Sven lit a cigarette and sighed...they remembered the days when they drank vodka like that too.

"In Old Country this is Abortion clinic!"

Fundamentalist baptisms are brutal.

That's one hell of a goosebump.

Frank lost the bet and was arrested when his tounge actually stuck to her ass!

"Apparently, Lamaze classes are a little tougher in the Ukraine."

"Bucket list" just doesn't translate into Romanian at all.

No, I'm sorry, that's not the way shrinkage works.

At least we can smoke in this strip joint

I don't know bout you Larry, but just watching that gives me shrinkage"

"Deer season has officially begun!" (The red bucket marks its end)

"Can you believe there is a lineup for this?"

The hermaphrodite wanted her dick to be as small as possible before the birth.

Sadly, Olga's street performance of Flash Dance ended abruptly when she flash froze. The two gentlemen were reimbursed their cover of two shiny buttons and a pair of nail clippers.

Water birthing in a West Virginia winter

Stupid Stacey got frostbite in her hands and fetus.

Some people think the miracle of birth comes in second to the miracle of hot indoor showers.