I highly doubt this is what Soulja Boy meant by "Superman that hoe"

RUN BITCH, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

You are NOT THE FATHER!

I highly doubt this is what Soulja Boy meant by "Superman that hoe"

"We've replaced the regular hotel mints with PCP. Let's see if they notice".

"I wasn't gonna jump on the bed,
But then I got high..."

"The Randy Jackson "Fathead" wall sticker wasn't a big hit."

DEAR GOD, MAKE HIM A BIRD SO HE CAN FLY FAR,FAR,FAR AWAY!!.DEAR GOD, MAKE HIM A BIRD SO HE CAN FLY FAR,FAR,FAR AWAY!!.

Please lord, bring me a man...

I heard this joke, but in my version there was velcro on the ceiling

The Air Force just called. They still say no.

"Yeah yeah, ya wanna impress me, fly down to Krispy Kreme and get me a dozen"

Pretty fly
For a Black guy

"The Power of Christ propels me!
The Power of Christ propels me!"

Unfortunately, this was his only super power in the bed room.

Joyce thanked God she only had to spend one night in the room with the Eddie Murphy wallpaper

"Quick, put a glass of wine on the corner of the bed."

I know we live in post-race America, but my dick is just pulsating with offensive black jokes right now.

Tanja just realized the $99.99 she spent on the Dwight Howard Fathead™ wasn't for the guy that plays for the Orlando Magic, but actually the Dwight Howard that does magic IN Orlando.

Actually he isn't jumping, he's orbiting around her, due to her gravitational pull....

"THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE"!!!.

It's raining men
Hallelujah !!!!!!!!

Tyler Perry's: Madea Performs an Exorcism

Barbara always got embarrassed when Kevin got high.

Yeah, my boyfriend sleeps above the covers.

"That's hovering fool!