Some huge dick took my parking spot.

Investigators concluded that the creature was female, due to its inability to parallel park and live to tell about it.

Some huge dick took my parking spot.

The sad part is that there's been an old woman idling in her Buick for 6 hours waiting for this spot to open up.

We secretly replaced the Smith's car with fresh seafood. Let's see what happens.

Someone left squidmarks in the parking lot again!

My other car is an octopus.

Use caution when approaching. He's well armed.

I like that it has the best rating for emissions and it doesn't polute the environment, but I was looking for something with... uh... wheels.

In other news this evening; GM rolled out its new fuel efficient car, the Calamari, to rave reviews.

Mocking his Asian heritage, Toshiro would return from lunch once a week to find his co-workers had placed a live squid and a bottle of cheap rice beer in his parking space.

"Get down on the pavement and spread you arms now! Your under arrest for the murder of 3 guppies."

This is what comes out when a whale sneezes

Why do the handicapped get all of the good parking spaces?

"Here's lookin' at you, squid."

"Is this the bowling alley? I'm looking for 20,000 leagues."

I am not octomom,stop taking my picture !

Free parking AND free lunch !

Squid Row

"Do you know why I pulled you over, Mr. Cousteau?"

Please stop leaving advertisements on my Tentacles .

Ewww, there are squid marks in its underwear !

That Calamari needs a Car-alarmy...(wince)

Thanks Neptune, for pimpin' my ride

The best feature of the Chrysler Calamari is its ability to back up really fucking fast.

My new organic yoga mat.