When you live next to a Gold's Gym...this is the girl next door

not even for a Klondike Bar.

My eyeballs just threw up

When you live next to a Gold's Gym...this is the girl next door

I wouldn't fuck her with Her penis.

Of COURSE I'd "hit it!"...It's Friday night, and I'm at home writing captions. YOU do the math...

Look out fellas! The only weak thing about this beauty is her menstrual cycle.

"Why don't we step outside and you can say that to my girlfriend's face?"

These are for you, honey:
.....................................
'cause you've probably forgotten what periods are.

Charlize Theron prepares for her next movie: The Joe Piscopo Story.

Dear Vagina,
I don't think I love you anymore....

Pumping Irony

She actually Lactates semen.

yeah,,, but can she cook ?

"Do you think these earrings make me look too feminine?"

At least she doesn't have to worry about her balls shrinking.

No Honey, you give a GREAT blow job..but could you ease up on the grip just a tad?

Rachael is 38, single and enjoys working out, hangin' at the gym, loading carbs and occasional fits of rage. Did I mention she was single?

This is the universal gang symbol for "I have a cock"

First time I am embarrassed to look at a woman's cleavage.

"Thank You for coming, but we just don't think you're right for the Midol commercial."

Girls just wanna have guns.

Tight is good, but you'd need a sledgehammer and a family size tub of Country Crock to get a TicTac in that vajayjay.

Dude looks like a lady.

do these muscles make my vagina look fake?

She uses that pose to
pop her balls out of her vagina.