I like my T hot and black.

I like my T hot and black.

Ready to meet "lower case T?"

Here's the deal T, there's one flavor of "jelly bean" that Ron doesn't like to eat...

It's the Washington T party.

Just so you know, Ronnie's VP isn't the only gray-haired bush in the White House...

"Bitch you ain't gettin' no Red Rider bb gun....you'll shoot yo muthafuckin' eye out!"

Santa's Brittle Helper

Five minutes later Clay Aiken was conceived

C'mon baby, I'm gonna show you what "trickle down economics" is all about.

This is what Martin Luther King took all those ass beatings for?

A little more to the left Nancy. That's better. Now it's a white Christmas.

Another notch on the bed post of crazy celebrity fuck hound Nancy Reagon

Just say "no, thank you."

No matter how old you are, you never really do go back...

Nancy leaned into T's ear and softly beckoned, "Webster...are you in there?"

Oh no. I couldn't ask you for anything. Not after what my husband has done to you people.

Affirmative Action at work. I love it when a plan comes together.

"I think Ronnie is beginning to suspect something."

Thank you for the action figure, but I was hoping for a new line of stem cells.

For Christmas, I'd like a date with George Peppard.

Shhh, it's ok. Ronnie won't remember a thing.

Fuck OBAMA, I Pitty That fool, I was the first black man in the White House.

I saw mommy kissing San-T Claus in front of the tampon tree.

Oh Mr T you must be delivering alot of presents because I can feel you sack bulging

the casting couch for "The A Team"