Barry worked tirelessly for 2 years on his act...then on the night of the big show some asshole jumps on his back.

Where can you find a live show where an embarrased lion feasts on a 40 year old Power Ranger? There's an app for that...

Barry worked tirelessly for 2 years on his act...then on the night of the big show some asshole jumps on his back.

In this case, the pride will come AFTER a fall ...

Amazingly, Stevie actually grew up to be exactly what he said when he was five.

i swear to god if you ask me " are we there yet " one more time i'm going to pull over and bite your fucking head off.

DOES THIS LION MAKE ME LOOK GAY????

And number 5 on the list of stupidest things a man has ever attempted: riding a lion.

Circus de Soiled Pants

Seconds before his death Zander realized the irony, "hmmm...this time the pussy is eating 'me'"

Thank God I'm not wasting my life sleeping under a tree in Africa with my pride...boring!

Dinner and a show! For the lion that is.

At that moment he realized that his mom was right, he really should've taken that job at the Post Office.

In the circus, the mighty circus, the lion weeps tonight

This is the last time I watch The Wizard of OZ tripping.

His cruel friends promised to keep an eye on his guide dog while he took a ride on the "cute little Shetland pony".

Bad idea hall of fame.

Evil Knievel the third is nothing like his grandfather.

It's not what you think when this guy says he "rides a lot of pussy".

As soon as he jumped on the lion's back his options became all too clear; hold on until the lion drops over from exhaustion or let go and be eaten.
I don't know about you but I don't see anything funny about that!

We desperately need to start thinning the herd again.

In Soviet Russia, lion rides you.

I'd rather be watching a crash at the Indianapolis 500.

He-Man he's not. Man without arms probably.

They finally switched to a non-Christian rider and so far the lion hasn't tried to eat him in 6 months..

Everybody likes riding a big, hairy pussy.