Sneeze bitch! I need this video to get 50 million views!

The Panda concentration camp was by far the cutest of all the concentration camps.

How do I tell which one is the most delicious?

Whatever you do, don't get them wet...

"We didn't have the heart to tell her she wasn't a real panda, so we just kinda went with it. "

"83, 84, 85..... Shit... 1, 2, 3....."

One of Schindler's List's most memorable scenes.

Waldo isn't even trying these days.

Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator" has finally jumped the shark.

Phase One of the Chinese invasion plan includes a massive "little girl diversion" ploy.

Sneeze bitch! I need this video to get 50 million views!

The owner has been arrested on charges of pandering ...

What?! None of them know Kung Fu? This is some bullshit.

Chernobyl's got some fucked up pigeons.

I think we've been bamboozled ...

"Can we go over to the fake monkey enclosure now?"

The "Running of the Panda Cubs" ended with only one mauling.

Wow, the "die bomber" is home early tonight. Don't tell me he ran out of cocks to suck. That would be tragic. BTW, die-bombers are relatively easy to pick out of the crowd during the first hour of a contest. Anyone who waits around for this thing to start can tell...

What a panda-ramic view!

How REAL pandas became extinct: Playing "Step on a crack".

Okay, who's going to clean up all of this fake plastic Panda shit?

Scene from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Pandas".

Haley, the Panda Whisperer, has no problems getting pandas to mate.

Pandamonium!!!

Panda Petting Zoo Express.

"All right Rebecca, now unless you can find the black panda with white stripes, your parents are going to get the divorce."