One of the Manor's outstanding features, is it's huge Ballroom

When was this house erected?

As long as you're under my dick, you'll live by my rules.

One of the Manor's outstanding features, is it's huge
Ballroom

i hope this place was built with load-bearing walls.

The Johnson Family knew they had found their home.

I work hard; damn hard, to keep a giant penis over your heads, you ungrateful slobs

Piddler on the Roof.

"Home is where the hard-on is"

Is that herpes? Nope, it's shingles.

There once was a roof in Nantucket...

How do we know which house is the Johnson's?

John Homes

The house does look bigger now that the bushes have been trimmed.

Santa usually skips Chatsworth entirely...

The Taj MaBall

Don't worry babe. It'll eventually catch the Shingles and fall off on its own.

Up on the house top cock, cock, cock.

Balsac Manor was erected in 1932.

OK, you know these are coming so...Yes, this house makes your cock look fat, MTV says you're welcome for pimping the crib, and yes the dorm facilities at Neverland Ranch are creepy.

Don't laugh, a torpedo is really hard to draw.

Is that a two story building...or are you just happy to be here?

Santa rode more than a sleigh last Christmas.

"Oh crap, our roof is leaking again."

That's certainly "ambiguously gay".

Ten bucks says the owner of this place drives a Hummer.