A very disturbing impersonation of Octo-moms vagina

It was even more impressive before all the snowmen melted.

A very disturbing impersonation of Octo-moms vagina

Vegan porn

It wasn't an FCC violation until the Ranch Dressing was introduced.

...and that's how I got my first acting job.

My cratologycy (fear of carrots) and Closeterphobia (fear of Glenn Close) cancelled each other out. Now I can lead a nornal life.

Now watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass

Ladies and gentlemen, Jewel.

Close ... but not cigars.

Bugs Bunny, 69 year old cartoon star, was found dead in his Brooklyn apartment today. Cause of death seems to be starvation. His wife, when asked for comment, would only say, "Mmmmnghhhooowhhhgh."

Crop sucker.

Just a few more, she's still breathing.

Still easier to choke down than the sex scene in Beaches.

Even Carmex didn't help this time.

A good way to pick up at the Playboy Mansion.

She acts! She directs! She julians!

Those are some dope "24 carat fronts" yo...

She's ready for a comedy central roast.

You should see how many cocktail weiners I can fit.

Damnit, anyone can fit 15 inches in their mouth when it's one inch at a time!

This was what made her so attractive to the Norman Vincent Peelers

I stick to carrots cause wieners have to many calories.

It's nice to see big stars get back to their roots.

The "Salad Days" of late night TV are long gone...

Your roots are showing.