I can never eat everything on my plate I think it is because my eyes are bigger than my stomach.

Yeah..He likes her....Every time she walked in the room his eyes would light up.

most glasses make people look smarter, these are not those glasses.

...yeah, so I had to dump her...always bitching about doing it with the lights on...

The 1,000 Watt Stare.

He stood there frozen like a queer in the headlights.

The prosecution only had one eye witness, but that's all they needed.

Dude, if that guy keeps "mad dogging" me...I swear I'm gonna punch his lights out.

Is it just me or does anyone else want to punch his lights out?

Bro, who gave you the two big shiners?

Look, for the last time...I'm not interested in being a part of the Neighborhood Watch patrols OK?

Next week, he goes in to get his grill worked on.

Corey Haim enters rehab. Again.

I can never eat everything on my plate I think it is because my eyes are bigger than my stomach.

That disguise isn't fooling anyone Kirk Cameron.

I think I can shed some light on this.

seriously though...stop staring at my penis.

"Feelin' a little lightheaded right now..."

He lights up a room just by entering...

..And Jeremy never lost a staring contest again.

Kirk Cameron shocked FireProof wasn't nominated for an Oscar!

do you mind if i sit down. i'm feeling light headed.

I said give me another freaking Red Bull!

I want you off the fuckin' set you prick. Are you professional or not ? Shut the fuck up Bruce. Am I gonna walk around & tear your F'n lights down... Phfffttt amateur.

"That's amore"

Doc says there's something wrong with my eye sockets.