"Don't chase it this time, dumbass."

"Don't chase it this time, dumbass."

This is stupid. We don't have thumbs.

His bark is worse than his strike.

Hurry up already! People are beginning to stare at our balls.

The Big Lebow-wow-wowski.

"Hey Milo, a score of 30 isn't so bad. That's 210 in Dog Pins!"

"How is this better than leg humping?"

You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

these are a lot easier to lick!

Excuse me, can I smell your ASS for luck?

After bowling the game of his life, Jerry celebrated by eating a mound of cat shit.

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

these shoes are killing me but it's nothing compared to the pain in my

elbows...

...and the native fathers says, "why do you ask, twodogsbowling?"

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

Give it a chance, poker's getting old.

Hey Chuck, kinda makes me miss mine, how about you?

This Sunday on ABC Sports: Bowlin' for Bitches!
Hosted by Snoop Dogg, of course.

Woke up one day and my balls were gone, ever since then I've found a strange comfort in bowling.

the Big Lebarkski.

The Big Bow-wowski

I don't know who owns this establishment but I can tell you it isn't Michael Vick.

Can you hurry! My wife thinks I went out for a walk!