-Am I gonna get to see what kind of panties you're wearing tonight? -Depends.

True to form, they both left Birthday cards with checks for $5.00 on the nightstand.

-Am I gonna get to see what kind of panties you're wearing tonight?
-Depends.

west side got ripped off

Aside from the rocky start, it was the best gang bang of Ethel's life.

Homeschool prom night.

Its 10:00pm, do you know where your grandma is?

someones going to lose a hip

Met 'em at the Elks Lodge. What's it to you?

over aged drinking

"It's ok brad, you don't have to use a condom."
"I want to"

Too old to have STD's, Too old to get Preggo.... Jackpot!

No! I don't want to see you two "make out."

Debbie Dies in Dallas...

Slim Jim spins the vinyl every Friday at the "Party Till You Poop Night" senior's extravaganza!

What happens in Atlantic City stays in Atlantic City.

Never mix beer with Geritol.

You might be askin' yerself, "What's the Todmeister got that I ain't?"
Well, looks, charm, and access to prescription medication.

Ethyll's alcohol

pussy is pussy

"On Golden Shower"

I know Betty's gonna call it a night, but I didn't put in my diaphragm for nothin!

It's not about quality, its about quantity...Cheers Bro.

Yeah, I busted her Alzhymen. So what?

Could this be considered kickin it old school?