Bravest Tea Bagging of all time!

"No sweetheart, my parents don't hate you because you're a mouse. They hate you because you're white."

The Lions can't even stop a mouse.

Pinky didn't last too long without The Brain around.

Bravest Tea Bagging of all time!

IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FEET?!?!?

...and that's how Aslan lost all his street cred in Narnia.

You think this is weird, you should see the other end.

The Seeing Mouse Program for Blind Lions turned out to be a raving success.

How Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion got that way.

I know I owe you one for pulling out that thorn but it doesn't give you the right to shit on me. I still have my pride.

I think this is the only time I've ever regretted not reading the Chronicles of Narnia.

I’m beginning to think your not my real father.

" Who squealed? I smell a rat. "

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle...The lion eats the mice."

No! Stop it! I like the white whiskers. They make you look distinguished.

Snowball could not get the taste of eye boogers out of his mouth.
Leo couldn't get the rat's ass outta his.

Look, I can't keep protecting you like this every time the Python gets loose. He scares me too.

4 out of 5 scientists agree that this is the cheapest way to dispose of lab mice.

Jerry was always lion around.

Mom, you got a sec? Do we have anything bigger then a rat trap?

This replaced our "Hang in there." kitty poster at work. I don't know what it means but we're all a little afraid.

Dude, now grab on tight. I'm gonna slash the trainer's jugular, crash the gate and go to the antelope buffet...uh..exhibit. You better not rat on me...

Reincarnation is a bitch.

Stewart Little 4- Bad Decisions

"You can't hide,your Lion eyes"