I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure there's an easier way to take off your pants

Snow Balls.

Wow, he's really hung.

I thought he was crazy, now I can clearly see his nuts.

I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure there's an easier way to take off your pants

The SECOND last thing Sonny Bono ever saw.

It was at this exact moment, Jack Frost licked his lips....

SKI-nny dipping

1/6/09 11:20 pst (proof, I said it first, yeah!)

How Benny Hill does the bunny hill...

No, I DON'T have my fucking lift ticket!

Dear Penthouse Letters- I'd never believe it if it hadn't happened to ME...

Look, Steve... When I say, "Let's go balls-out" on this one, it's a figure of speach. Stop taking things so literally.

"Northern Exposure"

The day started off badly and then just continued to go downhill.

Jimmy finally made the decision to leave the preisthood to become a professional skier...only a sign from God could change his mind now.

I. C. Weiner.

He takes his pants off just like the rest of us...

My ass is so chapped, it's beginning to crack.

"Seriously Lars, it's the best. You jerk yourself off wearing a ski glove and it feels like somebody else is doing it. Then you tickle your balls with the tip of your skis and.....ohhh fuck!"

Bob said when he got up the mountain, he was planning on showing off for the ladies.

WSS Celebrity Roast - Pilot Episode.

http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/12623

See y'all tomorrow. Everyone who captions rules. I funny bomb you all!

Look Ma! No brains!

Porn is getting way too specific these days.

This is not the baby changing station.

Jeremy told his therapist that he had been given swirlies, wedgies, and purple nurples all his life, but it was still too hard for him to talk about the day he got pantsed by the T-bar.

And so goes the legend of how Asspen got its name.