Wow...the flash on your camera is exceptionally bright.

Lets party like it is 1899!!!

Happy New Year!
Love,
Calista Flockhart

Wow...the flash on your camera is exceptionally bright.

All right! Tony brought ribs!

Ever had one of those party guests who just don't know when it's time to go home?

He He He, i can see your coccyx.

don't try the dip ..it will go right through you

How much longer are they gonna let Joan Rivers on the Red Carpet.

he went to the "after" party

Uhhhhhhhh, hello ladies. In order to get free beads you don't have to rip off all your FLESH, just your SHIRT!

Baby New Year's arch-nemesis.

Look bro, I don't give a shit how skinny she is, I'm into "spinners." It's my thing.

Shit...where did I put my keys?

My Dentist? Oh, he's great. He's got a hot assistant with a killer rack, and he'll write you scripts for Vicodin with no questions asked. He's in the Valley, I'll give you his number.

I want a refund for these x-ray glasses.

What a great crowd. We've got a skeleton crew tonight at the Chuckle Hut, so thanks for coming. I just flew in from Cleveland, and boy are my ulnae tired...

Hee hee....I just popped a boner!

Girls Gone Wild: 1809

Resolution #38: Get a nose job. And a nose. And a job.

Oops! One old acquaintance WAS forgot in days of Auld Lang Syne!

Hey it's the old acquaintance that should be forgot.

"And in local news, the body of Bob Smith, a man missing since 1999, was unearthed from a hidden Y2K cellar..."

New Years Resolution #2: Get my modeling career off the ground...
always heard I had great bone structure

I resolve to do a LOT of boning this year.

New Year's eve with Guy Lumbar.