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Sorry guys. It's just a shiny stone, NOT a quarter.

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Sorry guys. It's just a shiny stone, NOT a quarter.

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Those trees sure are green, and those rocks are steep, and those people don't seem very smart but I guess with all that aside, I still like boobs.

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what letter are we doing again?

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OK, this is the most fucked-up Yoga class EVER! "Downward Dog" ain't happenin' pal!

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"No Bob, your joke about Suzanne making you 'stiff as a board is still not funny.'"

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Bridgette over troubled Walter.

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Being the human "bridge to nowhere" sucks on so many different levels.

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Fucking short straw...

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Could somebody scratch my ass?

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Yes...I realize the gravity of this situation!...Now...hold...the fuck...still.

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Their next formation is called the "Monkeys in a Barrel"

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I know Dr. Phil said to "visualize your goals and the ladder
to them", but this is seriously stretching it guys.

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"Goddamit Steve...I knew I should've married the taller brother..."

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Synchronized Mountain Climbing?

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Head, shoulders, knees and toes....

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Dude, quit being a "rock blocker"...OK?

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The Kazakhstanian climbing pants create super human power.

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the new "hang in there" poster

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I am at one with nature right now.
As long as you don't become number 2 with nature.

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"Hey guys, i found a bridge... a little... further... oh never mind, where's my harness."

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White people are a trip...

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Talk about a Jerry Rig.

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Hey lady under the umbrella, first off, do you really need an umbrella, and second, do you mind helping out after you're done taking your picture?

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Obviously this photo was taken from the BRIDGE that connects the rocks.

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Opportunistic: Never missing a chance to fart in a friend's face.

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