EJECT? I thought it said REFLECT...you know...like on life and shit.

Did you know, a winning caption has nothing to do with votes ? Whatever mod is in charge actually just picks whatever caption he likes best and it wins.

Yesterdays winner wasn't even in the top 10 for votes, but won. . .

Studies have shown that one out of every five fighter pilots suffers from ejectile dysfunction.

Chuck Norris going to the mall.

EJECT? I thought it said REFLECT...you know...like on life and shit.

We've secretly replaced this fighter pilot's emergency parachute with Folgers, let's see if he'll notice.

The only intelligent bailout of 2008.

What? There's a luggage fee?? Fuck this, I'm outta here.

Ford makes jet fighters? Who knew?

This is not flying by the seat of your pants, it's more like filling the seat of your pants!

Ha Ha guys, really funny. Who switched my labels again?

"Oh, thank god his shoot deployed...wait a minute...Jim, don't land on the Pinto! DON'T LAND ON THE PINTO!!!"

Hi, honey? Ya' I'm gonna be a little late for dinner. You can hear me OK, right? Yeah, I know!...this Bluetooth IS fucking amazing.

LAUNCH? I thought it said LUNCH!

Announcer: A Blue Angels flight demonstration exhibits choreographed refinements of skills possessed by all naval aviators. It includes the graceful aerobatic maneuvers of the four-plane Diamond Formation, in concert with the fast-paced, high-performance maneuvers of its two Solo Pilots...Ooops!

Today's inflight movie will be "Norbit"

Mission accomp -- oh shit!

Why am I hungry for Japanese now?

My Jetta does the same thing if I don't let it warm up first.

This tense moment was eased with a well-place "sproing" sound effect. Thanks Acme.

File photo of the F-13.

You're everyone's problem Maverick. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

Oops.

"Oh, THERE'S my car. Just let me out here. Thanks."

The Kamikaze Pilots of today don't have the same size of balls as their predecessors.

Another example of premature ejectulation!