Tragically, Ben was later broadsided by a couch.

Sir, do you have any idea how fast you weren't going?

Even the fake dog is embarrassed.

For three years Jim worked on his ecape from the nursing
home,without anyone noticing.

Getcher' motor runnin'...back up the entire highway...

Twenty bucks says this photo was taken in Florida.

Bumper Sticker: "My Other Chair Is A La-Z-Boy"

Paul Teutul Sr's "I stopped giving a crap five bikes ago" bike.

Hardly Davidson

The Big 3 takes a gamble, thinking it has finally figured out the American car buyer.

Rejected by eHarmony. Me. Not him. They took him. My life sucks.

Gas, grass, or ass...nobody rides for free. But I'll settle for some Ben Gay, a glass of warm milk, and a new TV Guide.

Easy Chair Rider.

Great, they're making a "Wild Hogs" sequel.

It runs on the overlooked flaws of the Greatest Generation.

Chevy and Ford finally get the right idea.

BORN TO BE SEEEEE-NIIIIIIIIIII-IIILE

THERE IS NO STARTER.. ITS A CLAP ON

This is the face of erectile dysfunction.

Good luck in Sturgis grandpa.

This is the last f****** time I let Ikea sell me a car!

Pardon me, you have some gray poop on your chair.

I'd switch gears but I dropped the clutch somewhere between the cushions.

After yesterdays Phukuhp-a-thon, Dave takes it easy riding his new thinking chair!

The genie didn't tell him he only got one wish until after the fact.

They may have taken away Gramps' drivers license, but you can't get him off the road that easily.