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He's thinkin' he better hit that before it goes bad
Gorilla wet dream.
we cantelope, you're a banana!
Somehow THIS marriage is still legal in California.
BEN AND JERRYS NEW ADD FOR CHUNKY MONKY
If she waits a few more days,she'll be easier to spot
Is that a banana walking next to you or are you just happy to see me?
Daylight come and we wan' go home...
And Charlton Heston is rolling over in his grave.
They dont look properly suited for each other,but the attraction is obvious
When they met she was still kinda green,now she's very appealing
I think that was the best "Monkey pride parade" ever..
Annual 'Associated With Each Other' RaceIn first place, the monkey and bananaIn second place, George Bush and the shoe
Well, you know what they say. Once you go "herbaceous plant of the genus Musa"...you never go back.
Get that goofy look off your face,I'm gonna split...see you next Sunday
My doctor said I needed a LOT more potassium in my diet.
Tom really got into this Ape costume and couldn't wait to eat this hot banana but was in shock when the banana turned out to have a banana of his own!
I didn't look yet but i bet there are a couple of Ape eating banana jokes already!
I GOTTA POOP, SEE A COP CAR ANYWHERE.
"Bonnie, do you think these balloons make us look stupid?"
ever had a monkey smoothie???
the, save a banana eat a monkey, campaigne was not going as well as expected.
Curious George and Chiqita Banana finally meet on eHarmony
If we get seperated,I'll just meet you at Banana Republic
When these two strangers bumped into each other a block ago at the balloon store, something told them it was kismet.
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