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He's thinkin' he better hit that before it goes bad

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Gorilla wet dream.

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we cantelope, you're a banana!

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Somehow THIS marriage is still legal in California.

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BEN AND JERRYS NEW ADD FOR CHUNKY MONKY

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If she waits a few more days,she'll be easier to spot

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Is that a banana walking next to you or are you just happy to see me?

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Daylight come and we wan' go home...

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And Charlton Heston is rolling over in his grave.

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They dont look properly suited for each other,but the
attraction is obvious

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When they met she was still kinda green,now she's very
appealing

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I think that was the best "Monkey pride parade" ever..

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Annual 'Associated With Each Other' Race
In first place, the monkey and banana
In second place, George Bush and the shoe

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Well, you know what they say. Once you go "herbaceous plant of the genus Musa"...you never go back.

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Get that goofy look off your face,I'm gonna split...see you
next Sunday

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My doctor said I needed a LOT more potassium in my diet.

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Tom really got into this Ape costume and couldn't wait to eat this hot banana but was in shock when the banana turned out to have a banana of his own!

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I didn't look yet but i bet there are a couple of Ape eating banana jokes already!

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I GOTTA POOP, SEE A COP CAR ANYWHERE.

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"Bonnie, do you think these balloons make us look stupid?"

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ever had a monkey smoothie???

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the, save a banana eat a monkey, campaigne was not going as well as expected.

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Curious George and Chiqita Banana finally meet on eHarmony

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If we get seperated,I'll just meet you at Banana Republic

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When these two strangers bumped into each other a block ago at the balloon store, something told them it was kismet.

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