It's terrifying to know that this guy sees me when I'm sleeping.

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It's terrifying to know that this guy sees me when I'm sleeping.

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Dear DIE Bombers,

This picture is what you get for being such assholes!

Love, Santa

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I know he lives at the North Pole but that son-of-a-bitch Santa is whiter than a polar bear.

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OHHHH, DAMN IT! I hate when Santa and Mrs. Claus drink to much egg nog. They always get these crazy ideas for making Christmas calendars.

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It's terrifying to know that this guy sees me when I'm sleeping.

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I PUBLISHED THIS A 7:00 PM CHRISTMAS EVE F.C.G.... THERE WAS A BUNCH OF OTHERS YOU COULD HAVE PICKED FROM.

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I had an uncle who I found under the tree just like this when I was 6.

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Ok, Mrs. Claus. Come and find where that mistle toe is hanging ...

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This is not Santi Claus. This is his brother, Scanti Clothes.

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who needs mistletoe, i'd rather be under you

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Mrs. Claus is gonna be super pissed the next time she browses the Craigslist North Pole "casual encounter" ads.

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SO IT SCARES YOU CAUSE YOU KNOW HE KNOWS WHEN YOUR SLEEPING, SCARES ME MORE THAT HE KNOWS WHEN IM AWAKE.

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After this photo shoot, Life Alert decided not use "Celebrity" spokes people EVER again!

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It's better than last year when he took a handful of viagra, rubbed mistletoe all over his body and danced and sang Jingle bells all night..

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...and that was the last time I shopped at Macy's in Frisco.

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why are all the genuinely hot profiles on man2man2man2man
never local?

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I've got a special candy cane for you, little girl.

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here let me show you where to pull those Christmas lights
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If Santa can see his penis it's 6 more weeks of winter.

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I bet you can't guess where your new toy is.

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Hey Santa, the recession can't last forever. In the meantime, you do what you gotta do. Now, turn to the left for me.

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to think you saw him making out with your mom!! NOW PICTURE IT!!

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Apparently ALL of his cheeks aren't rosy.

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*get Santa the fuck off me* I'm a Goddamn elf and I can't breath*

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