Sylvia grabs a quick refreshment during break from ballet class.

Sizing up its opponent, the vending machine makes the wise decision to simply forfeit the chocolate milk.

Rage Against the Machine

Sylvia grabs a quick refreshment during break from ballet class.

You’d be thirsty, too, if you’d just spent 12 hours putting on jeans.

"One of us is goin' down"

milk was a bad choice.

Looks like milk has actually done this body a little *too much* good.

Her milkshake does not bring the boys to the yard.

Despite the admonishment of friends, Julie continued to ignore the Surgeon General's warning that "milk may cause excessive badonkadonk".

And in that moment, Samantha had at long last mastered the fine art of seduction.

"I'm just gonna stand here and put out the vibe"

"Oh decisions, decisions... shall I go with the bacon grease?... or the Crisco shake?"

oh my God, Becky, look at her butt! It is sooo big! She looks like one of those rap-guys girlfriends or something

Officer? I swear to Christ I only ate the one baby.

Gut Milk?

Great milk comes from happy cows!

Bertha was always the peaceful type until she realized she spent her last dollar on Aquafina.

Wine and cheese,...... beer and BBQ,...... PORK & MILK?!!!

"Oops!... I did it again!"

As this was a Sunday, Annabelle had chosen to go with her more conservative "church thong".

shes stressed out because warren moon keeps beating the shit out of her

This vending machine accepts quarters but not dry humping.

Hips don't lie, they plead the fifth!

A few things Pattie (pictured) will not be doing this weekend:

-speaking the Queen's English
-abstaining from unprotected sex
-drinking beverages that do not contain malt liquor, high fructose corn syrup, or Windex
-cleaning her thong with steel wool
-skipping BBQ Nite at T.J.'s Meth trailer

This counts as excercise doesn't it?