Go figure...a Kenyan still won this one.

Go figure...a Kenyan still won this one.

That poor old Grinch never stood a chance. They say the cops had to identify him by his dental records...

I would have signed the entry form for the marathon, but it
had too many Clauses in it

Damn Bloods and their Christmas spirit!

This year's Santa hunt yielded some of the choicest Santa meat in recent history.

Santa Claus factoid #72: if you chop him into little pieces, each chunk grows back into a whole new Santa!

you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, i'm telling your why, santa claus is coming to ohhh fuck run.

"You and what army?.... oh crap."

Knew I should've donated my change.

And never, ever feed them after midnight!

And then one by one, they fell off the cliff and into the sea...

Osama bin Laden's latest death threat on Santa has prompted the North Pole to implement its confusing new body double program, "Operation: More the Merrier".

So THAT's how he can visit all those houses in one night!

Does it make me racist if I think that all Santas look alike?

Santa herding is both an art AND a science.

The Naughty Crackdown Brigade rushes to action.

The annual meeting of the Parallel Universe Santa Union.

Marathon on 34th Street

"They may take our presents, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!!

Folks if you hear a bunch of Mexicans on your roof, don't get scared, Christmas has been outsourced this year...

Santa forgot to tell little Joey rule 1 of wishing, you can't wish for more Santas.

"I'm just sayin', guys... we could probably cover more territory if we split up... I mean, don't ya think?"

The other events of the Mall Santa Tryout include the "ho-ho-ho-down", candy cane pole vaulting, and of course, elf tossing.

HO HO HO! What's in YOOOUUUURRR wallet?

White Christmas meets Black Friday.