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Insurance...I'm lovin' it!

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WARNING: Contents of this Happy Meal may cause Heartburn and Explosive McDiarrhea.

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This could of been avoided if you would've let him pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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I think you miss understood when I said burn calories.

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You'll see it on the left. Look for the molten arches.

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Ding, fwies awr done! Ding, fwies awr done! Ding, fwies awr done!

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After a busy morning of trampling and plundering, the "Black Friday" WalMart crowd hit Mickey D's for lunch.

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McCrispy

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McArson

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a detroit location i see

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McDonald's new "Fly Thru" concept turned out to be a bad idea.

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After years of dealing with noisy children. Ronald puts an end to the laughter.

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Q. What did one cannibal say to another as they were eating a clown?
A. Does this taste funny to you?

I know it's old but you gotta love it.

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Rubble rubble.

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Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion... on a sesame seed bomb...wait..I MEAN BUN! BUN! BUN!

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Ronald waits for his FEMA ice.

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I knew it! I knew Ronald was a Flamer!

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Declassified photo proving that Ronald McDonald is an alien survivor of a UFO crash in central Nevada, circa 1959.

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This is what happens when you put gerkins on Chuck Norris' Big Mac!

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The Burger King rules! McBitch.

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"Awesome! The hot side of this restaurant is still hot, and the cool side is still cool! How do they do it?!"

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The drive-thru McAbortion Clinic is not well received.

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It was the last time they'd forget to give Alex his happy meal toy.

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The black sheep in the McDonald family-
Pyro McDonald

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ronald on set of his new movie... SUPER SIZE ME OR I WILL BLOW YOUR SHIT UP!

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