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WARNING: Contents of this Happy Meal may cause Heartburn and Explosive McDiarrhea.
This could of been avoided if you would've let him pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
I think you miss understood when I said burn calories.
You'll see it on the left. Look for the molten arches.
Ding, fwies awr done! Ding, fwies awr done! Ding, fwies awr done!
After a busy morning of trampling and plundering, the "Black Friday" WalMart crowd hit Mickey D's for lunch.
McCrispy
McArson
a detroit location i see
McDonald's new "Fly Thru" concept turned out to be a bad idea.
After years of dealing with noisy children. Ronald puts an end to the laughter.
Q. What did one cannibal say to another as they were eating a clown?A. Does this taste funny to you?I know it's old but you gotta love it.
Rubble rubble.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion... on a sesame seed bomb...wait..I MEAN BUN! BUN! BUN!
Ronald waits for his FEMA ice.
I knew it! I knew Ronald was a Flamer!
Declassified photo proving that Ronald McDonald is an alien survivor of a UFO crash in central Nevada, circa 1959.
This is what happens when you put gerkins on Chuck Norris' Big Mac!
The Burger King rules! McBitch.
"Awesome! The hot side of this restaurant is still hot, and the cool side is still cool! How do they do it?!"
The drive-thru McAbortion Clinic is not well received.
It was the last time they'd forget to give Alex his happy meal toy.
The black sheep in the McDonald family- Pyro McDonald
ronald on set of his new movie... SUPER SIZE ME OR I WILL BLOW YOUR SHIT UP!
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