Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.

Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.

Shortly after this picture was taken, a contingent of 50,000 American soldiers left to begin the occupation of the Republic of Turkey.

this time...no beak..ok?

Good grief Senator Smith...that turkey is pecking the President's brain!

LOOK ITS AFTER THAT LITTLE WORM...

YES MR PRESIDENT... IT'S CALLED A SNOOD... ITS THERE FOR SEXUALL ATTRACTION.

I did not have sexual relations with that turkey!!

WHO IS... CAPTIONING?... WHAT?... ABOUT THIS??? WHERE?... CYBERFICATING, HOW?... WHEN, NOW?... WHY?

YES SIR, THIS IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE W.K.R.P. IN CINCINATI THANKSGIVING PROMOTION. FEMAS TURKEY OF THE YEAR.

YES, TURKEYS EAT NUTS

Wow that birdie is amazing with its beak. I hear it can also tie a knot in the stem of a cherry...wait WaIT!..thats not a ChERRY you craZy TURKEY!!!!

A bird in the pants, is worth two in a Bush

DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR NOV,29TH...
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Curious George meets Curious Tom.

How do you know when the turkey is done?
When the little thingee pops up!

It's got my Gallstones in its gizzard! YOWZERS!

The rooster says, "Cocka-doodle-do." The turkey says, "Any cock'll do."

Proof positive that the early bird catches the worm!

YOU "SECRET SERVICE GUY" ( HEHEHE I SAID SERVICE)
I THINK THAT HATCHET IS MAKEING HIM NERVOUS... HEHEH
ME TOO.

the casting couch for the movie "W"

Listen Jacqie-B I know your in da house, your presence really scares me imma scurry like a mouse.
All turkeys aside, I think your kinda dope. Dope, and fresh like Irish Spring soap.
Welcome to the game and a battle of lingo, bring your hardest words or stand out like a dingo...
Happy turkey day..... word.

After the press conference, all four of them retired to the Oval Office for a riveting game of UNO.

You eat me now, I eat you later! Win-win for me!

"WHAT A VILE AND DISGUSTING LITTLE CREATURE," SAID MR. TURKEY.

Wow! I Can't wait to try the dark meat!