The world's first inconvenience store.

The world's first inconvenience store.

At "Fat Camp" Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner were served at the top of Sweat-It-Off Hill.

Over the river and through the woods and up 1325 stairs...to grandmother's house we go!

Last one to the top is..... gonna be disappointed .

It's the same thing every Halloween, we buy three bags of candy and not even one kid will knock on our door!

Travelocity Tip #35: The Pacific Island of Kooey Kooey Kooey is just a big pile of crap.

A literal Tourist Trap.

Bringing up the groceries must really suck.

Bob regretted those four chili dogs with extra kraut when he discovered the only bathroom at 30,000 feet was out of toilet paper.

Best Slinky Stairs Ever!

T-shirts! Get your "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?" T-shirts!

I'm never going to a rock show with you again Dad.

The bathroom? Just up the stairs, on the right.

Chess Legend Bobby Fischer sadly abandons his first hideout.

By the time he designed this place, Frank Lloyd Wright had just stopped trying.

This just in, the American-Eurasian fault line is being held together with sticky tape, some wood and a few wads of gum.

Up there? It's the Elevator & Escalator Museum, natch

The new Corporate Headquaters for Citigroup.

Michael Jordan calf strengthening clinic one flight up

"Want to come up for a nightcap?"

"Eh, no thanks."

"And over here folks, this home is why Domino's stopped guaranteeing delivery within 30 minutes."

the tiny nation of Buttzikstan is founded on a stairs-based economy

This was the conversation 59 years ago...
"I bet you one dollar that I can turn a pile of shit into a tourist attraction," said Reginald B. Rutherford.
"I'll take that bet good man!" replied Jason Tassleton.

Were here kids, go nuts. I'll be in the bar. Mickey Mouse? Ya.... he is at the top, go find him.

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