Perhaps I can interest you in this model: The Ford Self-Fulfilling Prophecy.

Perhaps I can interest you in this model: The Ford Self-Fulfilling Prophecy.

He was lucky in a way...he was gonna get those fake bullet holes painted on.

Dude, I think your "check engine" light is on.

I said Mazel Tov, not Molotov, you asshole!

Why this car is automatic! It's systematic! It's hydromatic! Why it's grease lightning... oh fuck... it's on fire.

Can't go back in time without a flux capacitor asshole!

I thought she took it pretty well when I said we should see other people.

Item #45 on the Scavenger hunt - Torch an illegally parked pick-up with ironic flame decals - CHECK

"Christine's gay cousin, Corky."

The only way to look more white trash than having flames painted on your truck is to actually have a burning truck on your front lawn with flames painted on it.

i'm gonna paint big breasted naked ladies on my colt.

Today was a new day, and Johnson was going to forget yesterday's escalator tragedy, and the freak subway accident, and go to work, and get on with his life…

Rednecks never perfected their version of the Irish Car Bomb.

Only one thought crossed Jeb's mind, "I betcha I can still use the back end of that for a nice trailer."

Lesson Learned: Never ask the same artist to touch up his work, after telling him the flames on your truck don't look "real" enough.

Fuego 2000: The most effective theft-prevention system that money can buy

Thirty seven seconds ago the dealership couldn't find anything wrong with it.

"Wow. Talk about ironic. A 'Peeing Calvin' would really come in handy right now..."

Inspector: "Gay flame paint job. Axe body spray and assorted pile of medium size mixed martial arts t-shirts in the cab. CD case full of Nickleback and LimpBizkit. 'No Fear' sticker. This was no accident..."

A shudder of pride ran up Ted's back when he realized his son has grown up to be an arsonist just like him.

If you Ain't First you're Last...with 3rd degree burns!

Had just enough time to get his Whitney Houston/Prince collection out.

And so the redneck vs. mafia wars began

I jokingly used to refer to Jeb’s truck as a Ford “Exploder”.
Now I’m sure as shit not gonna ride in Billy’s Dodge “Ram”!

rarely photoed together a fire trap and a speed trap