The Lone Ranger's nightmare always ended the same way.

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The Lone Ranger's nightmare always ended the same way.

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And just like that, little Freddy Stephenson used up his three wishes.

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It would fetch more at auction as a complete set; paired with "Hitler on Snuffalupugus".

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The only place in this crazy mixed up world that Robocop felt like himself.

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The Lone Ranger's nightmare always ended the same way.

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Not much was known about the artist except that he lived in his mother's basement, had a penchant for online gaming, and managed to keep his virginity intact well into adulthood.

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In a world, where power and violence reigned, One Man, and his best friend, would challenge crime, and frolic gayly in fields of Mordor.

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Can u please explain to me why my wife wouldnt let me put this over the fireplace?

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Do I hear $500 five hundred five hundred, $300 three hundred three hundred three hundred, $100 one hundred one hundred, do I hear $10 ten dollars ten dollars ten dollars, How about a bag of Doritos and a Dr.Pepper Dr.Pepper Dr.Pepper.

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Robocop's gentle sidekick knew she could calm him down with a gentle ride. But when she put her horn to his metal, sparks flew.

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Officer O'Neil hoped to make detective one day. So did Sparkles.

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Needless to say, the majority were flabergasted when they learned of what robocop did on his days off.

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"Time to clean up Middle Earth"

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How do these people capture what goes on in my dreams.

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Robocop explained to Misty that they had to keep what they did a secret...

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Dead or alive, you're coming to my tea party!

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Not the knight on a white horse the GOP needed.

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This pic was supposed to be destroyed after my tattoo was finished.

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RoboCop's heart beat wildly beneath his armour. He had now mounted the white steed, his bulging prow throbbing beneath him. He grasped its trembling horn and gave a gasp as it quivered when he... oh, er..., uh sorry.

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Stop... in the name of cool.

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Next they both hop on falcor the luckdragon from neverending story, and fly to never never land and get smashed with peter pan. After that it starts to get weird.

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Do Cyborgs dream electric sheep?

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Robocop likes them white and horny.

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Quicly adhering to the laws of physics, the unicorn broke its spine in three places and its kneecaps shattered.

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Deja vu?.. I had a dream last night where I went shopping for a coffeemaker with Robocop, a unicorn and John Stamos. 2 out of 3 aint bad.

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This is the exact moment where LOST jumped the shark.

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