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So there I was barreling down the highway when, for no good reason, this cop pulls me over for a breathalyzer test ...

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! The mysterious fog has changed my first mate into a cat. Fortunately I have remained unaffected.

Technically, When the President is inside anything that flys,

it's known as Air Force One.

Kid's say the darndest things... and then I beat them for it.

"Wish granted" said the genie "you shall be rock hard and have a large cock."