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November 06, 2009
November 05, 2009
Sapphire, this ain't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see your twins.
November 04, 2009
Sorry, that's not what we meant when we asked for hung like a horse.
November 03, 2009
Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.
November 02, 2009
Hey Dick....your outline is due by Monday!
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