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November 19, 2009
1850 called, they want their bike back, and 1990 called, they said you can keep the car
November 18, 2009
Thats one ugly kite
November 17, 2009
She wanted to know what it was like to be grown-up, so I made her sad.
November 16, 2009
As usual...she wanted to cuddle, and he just wanted to bone.
November 14, 2009
Mr. President, pretending to hide won't change the fact that my diaper's full.
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