I finally agree that people who pirate music should go to jail.

Ringo always wanted to be more known for his guitar than his drums.

ten little music notes go in zaa water, two music notes come out of zaa water .

and my mom said my music career would never keep me afloat

The bumper sticker on the rear says "My other boat is a Martin 000-28EC!"

Part of the campaign to crack down on music piracy.

I gave my wife an electric guitar. Shocked the bitch dead.

This song ain't about no goldfish. This song ain't about no tunafish, and it ain't about no trout. This song is called: BARRACUDA!

WHO posted this picture??? The guy looks just like my brother who I haven't seen in over 3 yrs. I think he moved West...Fuck! If that's u Reese, give me call u bastard! I want my fuckin car back too bitch! My guitar hero better still be in the trunk or I am going to literally cut your throat when I find u. 256.454.8611

Up a creek without a [mildly comic noun that has something to do with guitar]

ron was so happy because he was a captain, he had a boat and he could finally, legitimately put seamen in his poop deck.

tennille wouldn't hump so the captain made her jump.

everyone realized captain morgan was an idiot when they found him looking for a tuner fish for his guitar.

Just strumming along!

guitar queero.

guitar zero.

the captain hoped that tennille would let him motorboat her titties.

tennille drowned that day when the captain threw her a certs instead of a life saver.

this musical butt pirate also plays the skin flute and the male organ.

Hey everybody, an elf just stole my Gibson! You know, the one with the tiny outboard.

you have to have a commercial liscense for a 12 string...

So play em a tuna,your the fisher-man... play em a tuna tonight.

The little mermaid was late for their rendezvous at the coffee shop.

What did he do, lose his yellow submarine??

Bear Grylls shows us all how to correctly pirate music