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God's straw.

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Figures that the Leprechaun would hide his pot of gold at the liquor store. and I thought that was just a bad stereotype.

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ave marrriiiaaa...

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God bless our Canadian beers

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Finally, a place to buy schmitt's gay!

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After leaving the Beer Store, the Rainbow had a tragic head on collision with another unsuspecting rainbow.

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After seeing the rainbow, Joe Bob immediately lynched himself for buying and consuming 'homo beer.'

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Defunct evil genius "Dr. Rainbow" spends his last savings on a life sized rainbow backdrop to promote his liquor store.

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Having followed the rainbow, all Jimmy found was a passed out Irishman and a bucket of urine next to a dumpster.

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After making a second pot of gold at his liquor store, the leprechaun bought a porn store at the other end of the rainbow.

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"Are u sure this isnt a gar bar, and why are you wearing chaps?"

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Owned and Operated by Albert Hoffman.

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The myth was a little off, instead of a pot of gold it was a fifth of Goldschlager at the end of the rainbow. Those Leprechauns are tricky little chunks!!

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The Beer Store now features The Grateful Head Rainbow Lager.

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well it was the irish who did start the legend about the end of the rainbow...

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ANYBODY KNOW WHERE THE BOURBON STORE IS???

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an actual drawing of my retirement plan

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It's the magical beer store Charlie...go inside Charlie...go inside...

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I told ya Paddy there is a pint at the end of the rainbow.

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OK... SOME HARLEY OWNERS FOLLOWED THE RAINBOW HERE AND KICKED THE LEPRECHAUNS AND I.R.A. MEMBERS ASSES AND STOLE ALL THE BEER... WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAA

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OK... SOME BEER DRINKING LEPRECHAUNS INVITED SOME HARLEY OWNING I.R.A.MEMBERS HER TO DRINK WITH THEM

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OK... SOME HARLEY OWNERS, LEPRACHAUNS, AND I.R.A. MEMBERS WERE BUYING BEER HERE WHEN THIS RAINBOW SHOWED UP.

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OK THE I.R.A. MEMBERS WHO FOLLOWED THE RAINBOW TO THIS PLACE, MET UP WITH THE HARLEY OWNERS HERE TO BUY BEER FROM THE LEPRACHAUNS.

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OK, THE HARLEY OWNERS WHO OWN THIS STORE ALLOWS LEPRECHAUNS AND I.R.A. MEMBERS TO BUY BEER HERE.

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OK THIS BEER STORE MUST ONLY EXIST FOR HARLEY RIDERS, I.R.A. MEMBERS AND LEPRACHAUNS

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OK THE I.R.A. LEPRACHAUN THET OWNS A HARLEY MUST COME TO THIS STORE.

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