About as real as the ring.

Those tits were made for floppin

dont u just lovee my hair?

Pure as the driven snow: driven over and over and over and over and over and.....

grl on right: she cant see are faces right?
man far right: no
grl on left: well at least they look yummy

did ya see her necklace , huh , way to big for that dress,

Now that's a marriage that's gonna last!

I ain't telling her she's got 2 different shoes on, yeah "F" her - everyone else did

Shouldn't you wait until after the reception to announce the twins?

Want to see two bigger boobs? Turn on Fox News and look at Bush and Cheney.

she was in such a hurry to greet her guests she didn't realize she had put her dress on backwards before exiting the limo

The brides one legged sister had to leave before the reception started,because she was running late for her job at Ihop.

...Got Milk?

Guess someone likes her chicken!

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something ballooned!

what a douchebag.....lol

i hope that fat cow chokes in her sleep on one of her udders.......oh well i caught the bouquet.

If you put your ears up against them and listened closely you'll get punched out by the groom.

i've heard this and cant figure it out, but someone told me if you concentrate reeeeeeeeeally hard you can see a really neat building in the back ground.

Someone is over-compensating for their lack of... uh... what do you call it?... oh, yeah: judgement.

Should I tell her she's got the dress on backwards?

NO! ....hank im not throwing my pencile her way.... now sssstop it.

That's okay. He's not wearing any underwear.

limos? what fucking limos you idiots!?!?!?

There is no way these 2 are twins............................They dont even look the same age

mwahahahahahaaaaaaaa.....my plan is final! she has no clue i installed the self arroused bomb in her boobs last night at the bachlerette party.