These colors don't run......unless you throw a ball or a frisbee.

he ate Obama's patriotism

red, white, walk and pooh

That's the dog. That's the fucking dog that ate my patriotism.

"I think Gung Ho ate enough candy.I'll go get the bat and tell mom the pinata' s ready."

once I get him to crap stars he will be perfect

The only crime here is a dude with a seahorse tattoo.

That bitch was on the rag & gave me blue balls!

Yeah Right! Dyeing your dog CUBS colors will help them clinch the NL Central Championship! HA HA HA HA! (The CUBS DID WIN for those who didn't know)

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Pepe knew with this disguise no one would suspect that he didn't have his papers.

The patriotic pet contest has come down to two finalist, this red white and blue dog from the U.S. and the one eared monkey from France.

Producers for E's Reality series "I love New York 3: American Mascot Edition" have promised more crazy antics, but with much less beastiality.

Somewhere out there a Vietnamese kid is getting a craving for cotton candy.

OMG! Cindy, such a rush, I just threw paint all over my first fur coat since joining "Blondes for PETA"

....Judging but EVERYONES funny to die ratio, I have decided to name this dog the "DIE Bomb Pup"... Now I am going to give everyone a funny vote because I am a BITCH like that....

Ankle biting in 3...2...

When i see it, i think euthanasy, ... but not for the dog

Rover's father was a bit concerned, because he kept acting like such a flag.

Fido: "Since I've been on FOD, I've seen Paris, I've seen France, and now I've seen someone's underpants." Kari: "A talking tricolor dog. Sick."

The real challenge for Zohan was trying to keep the red fleas in the red zone, the white fleas in the white zone and the blue fleas in the blue zone.

What's it all about, Arfie?

It's easy to tell when my neighbor's dog has shit in my yard!

Semper-Fido