George A. Romero's: Cool Runnings

the zombie car pool lane proved to be an early success

Lance Armstong’s really gone down down hill since Sheryl Crow.

Dude, they’re gonna be pissed when they find Grandma’s body.

Looks like there was a spelling mistake ….

It was supposed to be " The Graveyard Shit " … Damn, get the F-out !!

design flaw: no cup holders

illegal aliens crossing the border….from HELL!!!

yay! now when mczombies put brains on the 99 cent menu we can use the drive-thru window!

disappointed zombies complaining that your brains taste stupid.

hey dumbass, we’re not ghosts so stop making us go towards the light.

yay! the winner of the race gets to eat the losers brains, and yes, brains is code for penis!

The four horseman, unable to control their new form of transportation, flies by their next pick up, a long haired hippie beaten to death by the religious right for daring to ask who Sarah Palin is.

jackass for zombies.

stupid zombies…not chasing you up a hill.

gay zombies. starting at your balls and slowly working their way up to your brains.

I don’t care how much you try to “spice it up”! NASCAR SUCKS!

Senator McCain and Ms. Daisy out for a morning drive, One of Palin’s gunned downed victims, out for revenge.

Secret Service move out of the way, Senator McCain coming through.

The next days headline: Kid Rock run over in bawitdabox derby mishap. Despite his injuries, he continues to be a douche.

Ted proves once again that in a down hill race 4 wheels beats 1 leg.

Driving while white…they always win…doh!!

That’s the exact reason why Canadians should not be allowed to drink red bull…

He’s STILL alive and he’s almost catching us!?!?! I told you we should have used the White Bronco!

The cobra kai are still chasing Daniel son

“I dont know if thats real blood on the guy chasing us, but I dont want to find out Go Go Go!”

SAFETY POSTER – You dont wear a helmet, you will die