Caption Contest for September 04, 2008

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the new uniforms didn't go over well at Dairy Queen

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What kind of shithead would wear this hat?

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VH1’s Behind The Music: Devo

Anonymous Band Member: At this point in our bands decision making career… We were all eating heroine laced bananna’s… and pushing the boundries of our clothing line…

Would I do it all again? ….Of course

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How kindergarten teachers teach their kids exactly what a “Doo Doo Head” really is……….

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I am always reminded to curb my dog

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shit plus head equals shithead.

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shit head

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Guantanamo interrogation method # 27.

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Howdie, Doodie.

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Lyle wondered if adding the chin extension to his chocolate ice cream hat was just going too far.

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thank you

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Enjoy phukuhp

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SMOKING DOES

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Advertissement projet : “After the clothes you can eat, the hat you can shit”

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Hari Seldon: Each shit is random. But mob shit is predicable.

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Drinking and FOD….Dont mix

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SO VERYUNLIKELY2 AND CRYSTALSAGE ARE DIE BOMBERS, AND I VOTED FUNNY ON THIERS… OH WELL, SHIT HAPPENS.

SO VERYUNLIKELY2 AND CRYSTALSAGE ARE DIE BOMBERS, AND I VOTED FUNNY ON THIERS… OH WELL, SHIT HAPPENS.

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Obi Wan: Use your shit, Luke.

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hat dung wrong

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there are some morons on the captions tonight

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See dad. The dog is learning something at obedience training. You said if he shit on the rug one more time he was headed to the pound. Technically that’s where you keep your rug so I think he deserves a second chance.

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Ronald Reagan: I don’t recall if shit happened.

Nancy Reagan: Just say, `Shit happened.’

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Feminism
Men are shit.
This shit happened before, and WE won’t clean it up!

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Chauvinism
We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…

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Rastafarianism
Let’s smoke this shit.

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