Today's To Do List: 1. Buy Groceries 2. Pay Bills 3. Wash the Monkey 4. Feed the Dishes.

John soon realized that the better way to punish the monkey was to spank it.

after spanking, wash throughly

Mom!!! There’s a goddamn monkey in the bathtub!!!

Why do I get the odd feeling that I’m being watched by a duck?

Scruffy yelled for his mom to bring him the m..f..ing soap. She said “certainly dear, and what flavor would you like you like?”

soaking in the warm water loosened the bowls and it was at that point it was discovered what was responsible for the upset stomach

wazzzuppppp

they called him curious george, but that was before he contracted salmonella

fuck you poparazzi

The man with the yellow hat dreaded bath day.

I warned you, if you used those bad words again, I’d wash your mouth out with soap!

After being caught in embarrassing photos in the tub with one Mr. Ducky, Koko’s colleagues could never look at her the same.

You know what they say, a monkey in the sink is worth more than two monkeys throwing crap at you.

Joey always hated it when he found hair in the tub..

new report from georgia man has bigfoot baby in his bathrub

McWrinkle with his wife with plastic dew pont boobs,just a facke socilte!

It’s my Dick in a box!

That too bad the fact is that Socialite Mccain"s wife is a druggy look at her pupils,sometimes my see has an addication for fat cheeseburgers,what the heck is with Mccain wife cast?i bet that why she is flat you,knowProbllay sticks her bowl in
Talk about mcmonkey do the same things over and over,then we get the twin peaks!

twins peaks sometimes you can’t tell who is the Mcducky or the Bushvville,how can you tell the special interests are the same,start quacking Mcwrinkle!

HEAR NO “You won the caption contest!” SEE NO “You won the caption contest!” SPEAK NO “You won the caption contest!”

I dropped the soap. I hope this duck has a rubber.

humans are so damned ugly..

OCCUPIED!!!