I dated a guy like this once - He was all arms, had a big head, and liked to play games.

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I dated a guy like this once – He was all arms, had a big head, and liked to play games.

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This is what your colon looks like after swallowing a Rubik’s cube.

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no matter how many arms you have Octopus you still not gonna cheat your way into beating that Chinese kid from New York

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Damn that octa-pussy so tight, it can set a Rubic cube right!

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RUBIK CUBE IS FOR SUCKERS

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Octi’s pube

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So what? My octopus does my taxes for me…

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Big deal. My brother is blind, deaf and dumb but if you put a Rubik’s cube in his hands he can turn the pieces… Show me an octopus Rubik’s cube picture where the cube is actually solved and then I’ll be impressed.

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The only octa without a pussy. Thanks Rubiks Cube.

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This was the one that made Professor Rubik realize that God has been fucking wih him all these years.

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lillian vernon’s new novelty rubik’s cube liquor flasks: for when you need to look less stupid while your geting drunk.

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geico’s ad campain " so easy a squid could do it " fails miserably.

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cutest pet ever photo contest reject.

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jerry’s plan too impress the ladies with his brain power failed miserably. fortunately he still had his humungous penis that shoots massive amounts of sperm.

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at the art gallery they told me that anne geddes inspiration for this photo was her kitten playing with a ball of yarn.

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what we are looking at now is a very shy and sexually frustrated squid nerd who obviously would rather be playing with some giant squid titties.

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there wasn’t much to do in prison so squidwards days were mostly divided between the rubik’s cube or the anal rape.

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when it’s not mating season my i.q. goes up 40 points.

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Once again another living creature with a higher IQ than our current president.

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Turns out the budist are right about reincarnation, and Albert Einstein is pissed.

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The Rubik Cube: Bane of Octopi everywhere

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I’m confused, whose campain is he working in? Mcain or Obama?

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Definition of Animal Cruelty.

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Animal cruelty at it’s worst.

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Nobody understood why the octopus had a puzzled look

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Proof that virginity exists within the animal kingdom.

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