"Okay let's see, we've got the noose nice and snug, you're in a submissive position. Now don't forget, the safety word is 'chalupa.'"

Fuck her, Tito! Fuck her!!!

who’s your daddy you big bitch

Down Pogo

Take it, Bitch! Take it all!

“Ne bouge pas ma petite chatte, je sent que ça viens”.
(yep that’s a french dog)

doggy styles not working. let’s try missionary.

have you been here all along?

you men and your selective hearing. what i said was i needed a screw driver.

oh. hey. when did you get here?

chihuahua: It’s not the size of the boat, babe, it’s the motion of the ocean.

Lab: you barely have a life preserver

is-is it in yet?

big dog: I hope you realize I’m not gay.
little dog:Im not gay either this is a matter of principle; you can dish it out on my mamacita, but you cant take it?

a scene from the latest doggy porno: nibble my kibble

Sometimes dogs go to prison too.

The big dog wasn’t nervous until the little dog covered himself in lube, broke out a miners helmet, and declared himself Gerbilboy.

Hey baby, choo like mageec? Watch, I can make eet desapeer. Heh heh.

Is It?… Is it in yet??

Dude she’s been with those great danes, it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

You get that tiny little cocktail wiener anywhere near my backside, I swear I’m gonna pinch and snap it off!

I’m sorry Pedro, but I’ve had a long day. My boss is bustin’ my balls and I’m just not feeling very sexy.

Are you in? OH… um… I mean.. Oh God, you’re IN!

Tito loves him the big, ugly bitches

A sneak peak at Disney’s new movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Yo quiero taco perro!

I hope our kids dont have your accent