Justin Timberlake's inspiration for "Dick in a Box".

OLDSKOOL BLOCK HEAD

By the end of the day he was pronouncing it: Bubble Drown.

Its a good thing he has so many, because any girl he gets is going to need one over her head.

My girlfriend can’t snowboard, but you should see her box!

look’s like my sister on stairoide’s

“No, Leonardo DiCaprio..you cant have the part of a Homosexual Transformer in Transformers 2…Now stop your just making an ass of yourself…”

I won the FOD caption contest three times and all I got for it was these dang boxes.

….and THIS is your brain on crack

Mikey didn’t totally understand the precept" Boxing with the Stars".

While cacti have large thorns and bees have stingers, this was another way for nature to say “Do Not Touch”

[Starts singing] – “i used to ruuuuleee the worldd…”

“Finally, I found a way to make snowboarders look like even bigger douches.”

Scarecrow for sober, it’s keep the grumps out of the slope

now that’s what I call beer muscles.

I don’t see the problem in having a Double Brown beer and Transformers cross promotion! What’s the big stink? -VP Public Relations Double Brown Beer Co.

I heard there was going to be a terrorist attack.

Double Brown Beer: The preferred beverage of Single White Douche.

New picture surfaces, shedding light on Michael Kennedy’s tragic ski death. Too soon? Really?

why settle for beer goggles when you can afford the entire outfit?

He tired walking but his cans chafed.

He was tired of being a paper boy.

jessica always was a dumb box.

That is an Optimus-Crime

Mom, I’m bringing Dwayne home to meet you and dad, I hope you love him too.