Looks like Madonna has reinvented herself again.

It's ok for 2 live crew to rap about pussy because now they have one in the group.

Now we know who sang: "Meoew meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow MEOW meow, MEOW meow meow meow..."
Meow Mix: Cats Ask For It By Name.

When did Ja Rule start rapping again?

(Cat bout to rap) yo yo yo check it son turn my mic up turn that shit the fuck up, It’s yo boy Mc (Young kittie) and this is for all my cat’s out there fighting hard to stay alive, living underneath cars to stay warm yo and going threw garage cans looking for food and fuck the dog’s son they just trying to put a kitty down but keep yo paws up.

Yes, I would like to put out a stolen properties report. If anybody saw them, there were three mittens…

kitty

Diddy’s newest protogee, SCARDEE KAT giving a sampling of his Ella Fitzgerald’s remake scat.

That winning captioned sucked. I should have used my original idea of Green Team.

In his next life, Tupac was reincarnated as a cat. But that didn’t stop him from releasing new albums every year, even though he had humanly died ….

“Me-me-me-meow meow hisss prrr, me-meow hisss prrr, me-meow meow hisss prrr, meow hisss meow prrr.”

“Where the kittens be at? Where the kittens be at? Where the fucking kittens at? Where my kittens be at?”

WHO’S YOUR TABBY!?!?

Anyone want to go with me and my owner tomorrow we are going to the vet to get tuttered.

Seams like just last night I was on the fence about singing.

Can somebody help me turn off the light, the clap on clap off just doesn’t work with these mittens on. I just get a puff puff sound.

ME ME ME ME MEOW!

A shout out to all you other cool cats, in the Cone of Silence.

There’s a white honda civic with it’s lights on….a white honda civic.

OK, back to the phones. Let’s talk to Mittens on line 2. Mittens is a single mother of 6, and addicted to catnip. Mittens?..Ok, turn your radio down….

Garfield ain’t got shit on me! That goes for Nermal too.

“I have a confession….I piss in your coffee every morning while you take a shower.”

Is someone out there, please, my master says if he dosent win this funny or die t-shirt, hes going to drop me off outside the chinesse buffet

“Cream rules everything around me cream” was simply too redundant to be a hit.

critics wrongfully labeled The Notorious C.A. T.’s use of the word pussy as derogatory.