The manual said to put two bumpers between the boat and the dock.

that was close... I was afraid I was going to miss my boat.

I was trying to drown my kids in the f-ing bay and if it weren't for you meddling boats, I would've succeeded.

Now you see why in Afghanistan Women are not allowed to drive.

HONEY WAIT you forgot your floaties

boy she really needed on that boat

i am woman, hear me drive off a pier.

it’s really not a bad car, sometimes it’s just a little dingy.

Whew, just made it!

After hearing the Russians were invading Georgia, Betty Sue attempted to BAIL

dem crazy Duke boys

Like Momma always told me, “Stupid is as stupid does”.

she finally realized that a HOUSE boat does not have a garage

ok say CHEESE

Hell or High water, Mrs. Blonski was getting her husband out of the Bahamas

I’m not sure what’s wrong with it…I think the battery is dead. Can I get a boost?

Hillary gives a crucial help to Obama… at the parking lot

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes……

Speed III, Sandra Bullock take the weel

the original ending to Thelma and Louise had a much less climactic finale.

women’s insurance is cheaper because they’re better drivers? yeah, sure, that makes sense.

I know it seems crazy but a boat slip is much cheaper than a parking space in this town.

TomTom couldn’t take another Jack Johnson song on the radio.

Damnit, another single driver in the carpool lane!

I love how she didn’t even try to brake before she hit the boat.

The only person ever to get a Driving Under the Influence and a Boating Under the Influence ticket at the same time.