When Jed brought his stool sample to the doctor’s office, they had to explain that he’d just wasted 40 hours of his life.

if his dick gets thicker as it goes outward that means it looks like an ice cream cone?!

i just kicked one of my balls. and in order to do that u need to have reallly big balls or just be very flexable

Pinocchio now that you’re a real man. I thought you’d like this stool.

This is what Our proud little family call “The Welfare Chair” we just got the “knot hole” repaired. (You should see my Grandma’s)

after joseph and mary saw this chair they decided that carpentry was not for jesus.

available in various sizes including holy shit you got a fat ass.

this chair fits like an ass-glove.

new and improved. now 50% less splintery.

polish yer penis sir. 50 cents.

this isn’t really a miracle or anything, but look what jesus trained those carpenter ants to do.

vibrator attachments optional.

o.k. o.k. so arthur pulled the excalibur sword from the stone. whoop-dee-doo. the true king of england is the man who fits in this throne.

now available in cedar for ass moths.

if you put a quarter in this slot it vibrates.

now available with a glory hole for the homosexuals.

well it looks pretty good but you forgot about the divots for my hemorrhoids.

great, now my ass smells like lemon pledge.

now available with an attachable penis for the ladies.

Captain’s Log

it’s the only proper seat when yer wearin yer kilt…

Who would have thought an ass could look so surprised ?

Truly a piece of art made for todays Mans Man. His nuts comfortably cupped and dick hung long and forward.

Sky Mall item #66. . .A special gift for the male nudist who has everything.

It begs to answer the immortal question of the nagging wife: what can happen if you don’t get off your lazy ass!

Herb said he bought because it was a antique Sauna chair, but that does not explain why he fell asleep sitting on it for the last three nights…...IN THE BATHROOM.