Caption Contest for July 31, 2008

One hung low said the queen.

“And then he decided not to change clothes since the 1989 Comic-Con..as a ‘personal thing’..”

A rejected uniform from the Swedish Special Olympic Team

You say your dick’s like kreptonite to chicks?

Blue Man Lube?

So what ? Nobody complain about Catwomen cameltoes …

life is like a box of chocolates.

a photo of captain retard moments before his utter defeat. his achilles heel was that his costume had no protective cup.

my brain hurtz cause i gotz brain tumors.

the only drawback is i have to take the entire outfit off whenever i have to pee.

my name tag actually says in really tiny letters ” if you can read this my penis is touching you. “

my viagra must be defective because i ain’t got no boners.

welcome to costco. i love you.

i was voted peoples un-sexiest man alive.

hey everybody, when i shave my pubes my penis appears 1 inch longer.

captain idiot knew his costume was form fitting and displayed his penis, but didn’t realize that from the back the costume also dispalyed his lumpy hemorrhoids.

i am captain obvious lump in my pants!

who was that masked retard ?

dennis tried to explain to his confused date that this action figure was mint in package and that if you opened the package it wouldn’t be worth as much.

The lady in the reflection thinks that the BOOK is more interesting?

Somehow, I had envisioned St. Peter at the pearly gates differently.

Ok, I zoomed in on his name tag. He’s Bob Jones, the key note speaker for the 2008 Southern Baptist Convention.

Kafkas, The Metamorphisis, coming soon from Dreamworks.

NACHO LIBRE 2 BALLS OF FURRY

STARRING WILL FERREL

Natures way of saying: “DON’T TOUCH!!!” LOL

As Bimbo stood before the audience, waiting for the part of the magic trick where the glass box filled with water, he gritted his teeth, tightened his bladder, and wished he hadn’t eaten asparagus the night before.

Sign said, Long haired freaky people need not apply..

I now understand what my tailor means when he asks if I “dress left or right”.

Hey Hugh McHuman, wheres Mike, I been standig here all day, he was supposed to be my ride.

Excuse me Mr Police Man… you see that man over there… yeah well, he’s been staring at me for the last 15 minutes like I’m a Seven Eleven burrito at 2am.

Just because it comes in your size doesn’t mean you should buy it

Having discarded the names “the blue streak”, “featherhead” and the “dredded one”.... he finaly decided on “Icee Blue Balls”, to everyones amusement…heheh i see blueballs.

As bad as it was, I liked Dog the Bounty Hunter’s old look better.

I’m not sure which is sadder. The fact that you can see his penis, or the fact that it’s an ‘inny’.

SEXUAL DIAMORPHUS (THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE WAYS A MALE AND FEMALE OF THE SAME SPECIES LOOKS)

“Pirates Of The Caribbean 4” Staring Jack Black as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Not completely understanding why his cousin David Banner would Hulkify and run off, Herman tried to fit in with his own color scheme.

Dave wore a stupid suit to try to remove peoples attention to the fact that his balls grew on his leg.

The sign on the glass box said “Break In Case Of Emergency”.... luckily that day has never arrived!

that guys penis looks like it has a vagina on the tip of it

Griphook was set free from the cage of pigs he was accidently locked in with ( see http://www.funnyordie.com/captions/712623 ). His captor said he smelled funny.

Kinda lopsided aint he. I’d say he’s been hittin the ol sauce. He asked Hugh Mchuman to suck his balls. Hugh said later.—Oh, Griphook. You’re always good for a lighthearted chuckle!

You had me at “Look baby you can see my balls.”