As an icebreaker at socials, Toby would often do his spot on impression of Charlie Sheen's soul.

she is doing the static electric slide

our her man balls hanging out the slit on the back of her skirt

Another blonde temptress gets taken down to HELL by one of Satan’s minions…

i think Jerry may be gay.

On the next, Maury Povich show. Jake is the father!

You know it’s bad when the herpes are visible through the dress.

In 4..3..2…1 seconds this cute smile will be replace by an anal pain masque

At the age of 18 John finaly discovered life without Ritalin

Dan had never seen Stacy’s “I’m About To Bust Some Mean Ass” Dance until now.

The last photo before Jenna died, and Todd took all the heat for bringing Drexler, a known vampire, as his +1.

Ah to be 17 again… and tethered to a retard.

What?! I wasn’t trying to touch your boob!

A behind the scenes look at ‘The Silence of the Lambs Dance’

A retraction…the author below was miss quoted in his caption submission. the caption should read as… “the vampire was horrified when he heard they were serving stakes for dinner…His date,however was erotic, she had dreamed all week of eating a long hard woody at this party…

... And then Jenny farted harder than ever. Her hair blew in the breeze, and Jimmy was gasping for air!

LOOKY HERE BITCH!

Peter screamed in horror as she brushed against his hand; he had never touched human flesh before.

I WOULD NEVER EVEREVER IN A MILLION BILLION QUADRILLION YEARS EVER REMOTELY WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BREAST—_{okay, maybe this one time}....

people who push die on everybodys shit make my pants flacid. love bonerpants

After a quick touch test, the man was astonished to find a blonde woman with real breasts.

Practicing their “O” faces.

permanent nut face blah blah blah… i’m sure somebody went for it already but i’m not reading 400 fuckin quotes to check. GOOD DAY SIR.

Scott Peterson. December 26, 2002.

I’m not on alesse