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Once termites got to the wardrobe, the Kids had to use the far less popular entrance to Narnia.

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Once termites got to the wardrobe, the Kids had to use the far less popular entrance to Narnia.

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louisana hot sauce will do that to a man.

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This time ‘round, the Penguin took revenge one at a time.

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Montezuma’s revenge, bitch!

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Dude, how many times do I have to tell you, ‘if it’s brown, flush it down, if it’s yellow, let it mellow!’”

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He is going to have one helluva itchy asshole after this is all over

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Evidently Hell has it’s own set of armed forces.

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That’s gonna ruin his week

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This is one of those shits where you immediately have to take a shower afterwards!!

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dave couldn’t understand why the toilet monster had two left hands.

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Note to self, get toilet bowl cleaner and plunger.

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good choice on the huggy ultra dry.

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And this is why you use LYSOL DISINFECTING SPRAY, not just some pussy Glade air ‘freshener’.

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Why the hell did they make “Saw V”?

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Kyle had to hide for six hours in that toilet, but it was totally worth it for the best prank ever.

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Think that’s bad? The shower has a bear inside it.

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That burrito really got the best of me.

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If you think he’s in pain now, you should have seen how hard it was to shit that thing out.

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Two in the pink, one in the stink.

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ALL DRAINS LEAD TO THE OCEAN, KID!!

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This guy shits while armed to the hilt.

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This is what happens when a guy sits down to pee…

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Eventually, the regency of Toiletsburg, whilst at first glamorous and rich in power, comes at a shattering personal cost.

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Midget’s grinder

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Mom-”She’ll be back Honey… When you least expect it.”

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