In the next alley over, another G.I. was writhing on a giant sheet of fly paper.

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In the next alley over, another G.I. was writhing on a giant sheet of fly paper.

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If this doesn’t catch Bin Laden nothing will. Good plan, GW!

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oooh a box of maxerex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oops i did it again

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lil mikey has found a way to capture the camal spider. watch how he tests the trap for the first time.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Soldier, President Bush personally called this order in. He says if this doesnt catch Bin Laden, nothing will.”

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Tax dollars, well spent.

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“operation freedom” was actually a counter attack against “operation tom and jerry”

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Admiral Ackbar has caught six terrorists this way

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This is how the military catchs gay men, what you don’t see is the trap is baited with coupons to potery barn.

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Press this button to receive 72 virgins.

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This picture is unpatriotic.

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This picture is a sham propagated by the liberal media! Just like “AIDS” or “the internet”.

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Terrorists have been watching too much “Tom and Jerry”

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What’s so funny about a giant mouse trap? I don’t get i—WAIT a sec!! There’s a soldier there too!! Almost didn’t see him!

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let’s pretend that the picture is now a giant doggie doo that looks like a soldier bending over to touch a trigger on a giant rat trap,wait it already is !!!!!

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Well,blow me down,err,up!

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The trap ideas really started going downhill after SAW 10

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hE ONLY NEEDED TO GET PAST THIS AND THE GLUE TRAP AND HE WOULD BE INVINCIBLE.

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AAUUUUGH,NEXT SLIDE PLEASE.

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does mensa monitor this soldier,or is he a scientist of an independent lab.

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#520-war is not supposed to be a test of acme products.

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The manual of arms was about to be obsolete.

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Please,I think I just might need some sleep,then the hallucinations will stop.Wait,here’s the light switch.Click…snap !

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G.I. Dumbass

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SNAP…Crackle,pop

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