Caption Contest for July 22, 2008

after Tonji got that moped... he really went hog wild!

Should called shotgun.

These are all those little piggies that got sent to the market…

Fresh swine in 30 minutes or your back bacon is free!

pig vagina. nice fresh pig vagina. get your pig vagina here.

when asked if he’d ever had anal sex with a pig the pig-farmer would alwys comeback with yes, and after a bit i think your mother got into it.

Every person who visits the proctologist has the same thing to say, and he was no different after his accident. “It was a million to one shot doc, a million to one”

I want that FOD T so bad i can almost taste the bacon and sweaty asian.

Oh, man, I wonder what those two squid girls are gonna do with this delivery.

WHY DO MY BRAKES KEEP SQUEALING,I NOT EVEN USING THEM!

On the count of 3 everyone push forward again, we almost have him off the seat.

If this is type of bike you ride don’t expect to get any tails better than this to ride in the bitch seat.

I saw a girl tonight who’s ass looked just like this but much much much hotter!

“Fuck it!” said the Big Bad Wolf as he gave up and ordered take out.

I said “let’s make our house of bricks,” but nooooo… you said the chickenwire would keep the wolves out.

Fart Muffler

He rode around all day asking women if they like to take a ride on the one hog they couldnt see.

North Korea’s Track and Field Team take a detour.

I’m gonna make it up this fuckin’ hill, if pigs can fly!

Arnie!, if you don’t stop humping your sister I swear to God I’m turning this bike around!

for the first time, the crook is driving the cops around

A BAR-B-QUE ACRONYM… B urnt A nd R oasted -B oar-QUickly E aten

The new Viet-Vespa. 0 to PETA in under 4 seconds.

“never trust a korean teenager riding a small motorcycle while delivering a basket full of pig carcasses down a rural street” -Henry David Thoreau

“They see me rollin’, They Hatin’...”

Different cultures, different tenderizing techniques.

Oh shit, get ready guys, our asses are going to be poked with a stainless steel rod and cooked for a bunch of fucking drunks!!!

A Polish police chase.

C’MON GUYS, HE ‘S NOT THAT BIG…AND WE HAVE HIM OUTNUMBERED…WE CAN TAKE HIM.

Pig 1: My hotdog has a first name, is’t O-S-C-A-R. My hotdog has a…

Oscar Pig: Fuck you!

The secret to mouth-watering BBQ pork: Slow roasting over an open muffler, 60 MPH for 4 hours.

Methane-Powered Motorscooter.

OK FLANGIENOPANTS, HOW ABOUT THIS…. HAMMIEEEEEE HOW I LUV, HOW I LUV YA, MY DEAR OL HAMMIE…SING ALONG EVYBODY….NOW, JUST THE STONERS.

dude! nice hog!!

Takeru Kobayashi prepares for the 2009 Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Contest.

Rosie O’Donnel Demanded that her Masturbation Carcases be delivered “by a Philipine Cart Boy, AND ONLY by a Philipine Cart Boy.”

HMMMMMMMM…JUST WONDERING WHERE THOSE PIGS WILL GO IF HE SLAMS INTO A CAR IN FRONT OF HIM.

Good Gravy! What has O.J. gotten himself into this tme!?

...and these little piggies went to market….

Let’s hope the props for the Pink Floyd ‘Pig-Aid’ concert get there ok….

On the third season of “Feasting on Asphalt”, Alton Brown has his pork and eats it too.

Can you believe it? Open toed sandals.