Caption Contest for July 21, 2008

Candy bracelets, really? thats the winner, ok how about i add motherfucker, that makes it really funny right?

The spin off series “Dog the Dentist” was not nearly as successful

Hulk Hogan showing where his daughter Brooke got her amazing deep throating abilities

After months of speculation the ad campaign for “Got Acid?” is revealed

I’ll give you my golden tooth for that rock of crack…

Homeless that asked unpolitely for a dime to mister Mike Tyson

Now that’s what I call fisting!

Joan Rivers has really let herself go.

Bill Murray cracks me up… still going after that gopher.

Knuckle sandwich, anyone?

Montgomery Fistingworth ate his arm because he was not limber enough to eat the tastier foot.

And now for my next trick: BOTH HANDS!

Talk to the hand because the rest of me is drunk

Dude,i coulda sworn there was another gram in here somewhere!

All you gotta do is dress up like a gypsy, swallow your arm while pretending to be a tiger and I will give you half my sandwich.

The city is grateful to tigerlilly for leading the pack in self-extermination. Otherwise the City would have been forced to execute Operation Feed Homeless People Rat Poison.

At least I’m not blowing a chipmunk.

How George Carlin REALLY died.

It’s cheaper than chemotherapy.

Just tickling the ivories.

Oliver Stone’s “The Hand”—Director’s cut.

An outtake from Beowulf.

Don’t worry, they’re not real teeth.

Willie Nelson warming up for a concert.

That’s a great trick: Elroy puts his left hand down his throat and it come out of his right arm.

Agent: “What do you call a show like that?” Creepy Grampa fisting himself: “The Aristocrats!”

Uh… Shouldn’t I be the one wearing the 3-D glasses?

I’m just really, really happy to see that my dad is alive and doing well. Just as I remember him…

Hulk Hogan has run out of ideas to get attention….

Uh,the chicken was forearm licking good?

So this is what happened to Hulk Hogan! Damn! I guess steroids really do mess with your head!

There. Now, maybe they won’t notice the penis protruding from my glasses.

Can you hear me now?

Seriously Ron, you need 2 people to do it Kamasutra style …... Doing both parts your self, isn’t going to lead to orgasm !!

Forearm or Die

And my teacher thought that I would never amount to anything.

This is nothing, you should see what he can do with his penis.

My wife told me that I was limited to posting ten captions a day, or she was going to make me look like this.

Oh man, I forgot about that hang nail

Your right, I do taste as funny as I look

Here I’ll show you what my nail polish matches!

Remember when sqiggy used to bite on his palm when he saw a hot chick. Well, it only got worse with age.

I hope he didnt have all those bracelets on both arms?

Is that a hand in your neck? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is this what getting fisted means?

Morty demonstrates the the subtle touch needed to suck start a bull

Deep down inside,Johnny thought he felt a lump in his throat.

Later on that day I had to sift through my own fecees to find my wedding ring. Good times…good times.