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Caption Contest for July 18, 2008
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Caption contest winners are chosen daily. Besides building your rep as a witty user, the best caption each week will win a Funny or Die tshirt.
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THERE’S A DAVID ALLEN COE SONG HERE SOMEWHERE… AHHHHHHH, WTF, THINK I’LL GO ROLL A FATTY… LESSEE WHAT RHYMES WITH PENIS….OR OR STATUE.
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Cut me some slack… the last time I was polished was a freakin’ YEAR ago!
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I had nothing better to do today, and I did it with you. Good night.
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The city of brotherly love, bustin the chocolate starfish since 1669.
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Bill, Yeaaa, When we said we needed to bring more attention to sexual harassment in the work place, this isn’t quite what we ment. We can see that you were thinking, Yeaaa, We just feel we need to move in a different direction.
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Upon viewing, it may not have been entirely true that William Penn was mightier than his sword.
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The sculptor’s true intentions would only be revealed after Haliburton built its new headquarters next door.
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Looking at the monument made Jim yearn for a high-priced convertible and a bleached blond.
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Is there someone who combs the city looking for dick-like objects?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Statue Wood. The second man-made object viewable from space.
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Funny….I lived in Philadephia for twenty some years and never noticed the statue of a man with a big dick on top of city hall…..heh.
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William Penn fought tyranny the only way he knew how: with a rock-hard erection.
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Here at Exeelle, we treat our employees right. Heres your corner office with a fantastic view of downtown, Penn’s landing, and City….Hall…..oh my!
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Jim couldn’t figure out why the new outdoor café across from exeelleRx made him feel uncomfortable. He just new he wouldn’t be bringing dates there in the future.
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PHILADELPHIA SUCKS BIG WILLIAM PENN DICK.
Thats’s it folks, I’m done, no more dick jokes left in me(except my own), have a good night and a pleasant tomorrow.
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IS MY DICK SITTING TO HIGH COMPARED TO MY BODY,.............OR ARE YOU JUST LOOKING TOO HARD.
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rinnnnnng! rinnnnnng! god damn it! the phone always rings when i’m trying to masturbate. :-(
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Officials questioned the new crop irrigation techniques but accepted them after his seed was deemed green
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oooohhh yeeah,caption dirty to me “Puddinspoon80”, “CrystalLebrun”,say sumthin dirty “Bellini,”Elasorda”,oooh yeah “Emma” say it “Darkangl”, yes, again “Lash”, yo so bad”Flangienopants” and “Moakland”, and not forgeting you “Lucylieu”,nor you “Eweezy…Y’all talk so bad but look so good…im a baddddd statue
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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY….......I DONT’T THINK ANYONES WATCHING…....I’LL JUST WHIP THIS OUT AND…OOHH YEAAH … OOHHH COME ON…..YES..YES…YES..UH…AAHHHH…...OOPS, I THINK I JUST CAUSED AN ACCIDENT.
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OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS TO LATE, THE VIAGRA KICKED IN.
NEXT TIME I’M USING CIALIS.
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IT WAS ALL FUNNY UP UNTIL ASIAN TOURIST SHING PO WAS BRUTALLY SHOT DOWN BY SIX GALLONS OF TEARS OF JOY. (THAT’S PRE-CUM, GET IT. WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME)
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Sombody help me….Ive become addicted to these caption contests…Im so em bare assed.
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“I called the damn hotline woman, It won’t go down by itself.”
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You probably cant tell, but in my profile picture, this very same thing happened to me.
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“I’ve got a great view into the appartments from here. Looks like Mrs. Jacobs is back from getting her brazilan wax.”
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Despite the restraining order, George was still able to piss on the Bill of Rights from over 50 yards away!
(posted about 1 months ago)
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